October 20, 2018

S03 E26 – Therapy Animals

OPENING:

FOLLOW-UP:

  • AFL
  • Monumental Day of baseball – Go Brewers!

THERAPY ANIMALS:

  • What makes a TA a TA? Pet vs TA.
  • Not just dogs - Daisy the Squirrel
  • Jon is a therapy animal (for Jerry); accounting therapist for Brooke at chn
  • Non-therapy animals (Cat Controversy)
  • CS Dog Hall of Fame – The Plaque read

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

PHOTOS:

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OPENING:

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsor: ManGlaze

FOLLOW-UP:

What’s Sex Got to Do with It?

  • We were taught that homosexuality was a disease

    • Sex, gender, illness
    • Gender is a moving target
  • The LGBT acronym has a Q at the end
    • Is the Q mean “other”, or is it something else?
    • Blondie comes up with a CNN show (Lisa Ling) to help us understand
    • Magic Johnson is the way Lisa got this episode “sold”
  • It all comes down to IDENTITY, not sex (orientation or binary gender)
    • What kind of _______ are you without a gender or sexual orientation?
    • Survival is the issue! Self loathing -> Self harm -> Suicide
  • Road to Acceptance by Green Day (performed HERE; lyrics only HERE)
    • I always waste my time just wondering
      What the next man thinks of me
      I'll never do exactly what I want
      And I'll sculpt my life for your acceptance
    • It's just like our brain
      When it goes insane
      We feel the same pain
  • Does gender dysphoria have PTSD-like symptoms?

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Vince’s groaners

PHOTOS:

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October 6, 2018

S03 E24 – DEATH CAB!

OPENING:

FOLLOW-UP:

DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE:

  • Jeri’s fave band name
  • MLB Postseason
    • Tiebreakers (Cubs vs Brewers)(Rockies vs Dodgers)
    • Wild Cards (AL- A’s vs Yankees) (NL- Cubs vs Rockies)
    • AL Division Series 5 games (Yankees vs Red Sox) (Astros vs Indians)
    • NL Division Series 5 games (Rockies vs Brewers) (Dodgers vs Braves)
    • AL Championship Series 7 games
    • NL Championship Series 7 games
    • World Series
  • Jon’s recommended sites on the highway to the World Series. MLB Postseason | MLB.com

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Jeri’s groaners 
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September 29, 2018

S03 E23 – Marry Me, Michelle!

OPENING:

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsor: is also our anchor topic!
  • Consumer Alert: an as-needed new segment (after consulting with our attorney)

FOLLOW-UP:

MARRY ME, MICHELLE:

  • Who will marry you, divorce you and bury you? (Michelle Obama)
  • People (women?) want more than a civil ceremony; want an event.
  • Who do you chose? Don’t think “minister”, think “person”!
  • Paraphernalia (certificates, robes, registration, diploma)

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Vince’s groaners

PHOTOS:

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September 22, 2018

S03 E22 – Two Mayors

OPENING:

FOLLOW-UP:

TWO MAYORS:

    • Rahm - not running for  re-election mayor
    • 21 Mayoral Candidates- still counting; get in line
    • General Mayor Election Feb & Runoff April
    • Jon – Party for Animals Candidacy
      • Humans are only living species destroying Earth
      • We are exploiting the animals that know how to properly live on earth.
      • City creatures, like rats and pigeons, deserve more respect.  
      • Urban Golfing in Urban Nature Reserves
      • Urban Agriculture with best green practices
      • New Obama Presidential Museum Site
    • Jeri – Eunuch Mayoral Candidate for 2022
      • “My party is zero, my gender is zero, my sexual orientation is zero. Even my name is neutral. It’s time to have a eunuch run your city—a results-driven, objective person without bias of any kind.” – Jeri
      • Run a clean campaign – taking zero outside, institutional money
      • Take Austin out of the 1960’s and into the 21st Century through adult education
      • Affordable decentralized energy – Austin Power and Light becomes Austin Climate Control
      • Free public transportation – monorails and gondolas (eminent domain)
      • Better business through realistic, de-institutionalized education that’s truly accessible by young people
      • Healthiest food supplies via decentralized urban agriculture and native animal husbandry
      • Let animals restore our ecosystems by living among us again as animals rather than as pets
      • Better health through the world’s best medicine and treatments
      • Addiction education for all that includes inconvenient truths
      • Eradicate bullying, spousal abuse, road rage, school/workplace shootings, equal pay, PTSD, and LGBTQ issues with a proven treatment (micro-dosing)
      • Forget about marijuana legalization and gun control (see prev point)
      • Make people sacred, not crucifiction sites (churches)

 

 

 

 

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Vince’s groaners

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September 15, 2018

S03 E21 – In Search of Value

OPENING:

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • DL.14 call to action
  • Mascot Museum - back on Jon’s radar.  Al gives him call.
  • Sponsor: Kahwa Coffee

FOLLOW-UP:

  • Gass-fed cows, methane (environmental hazard), farting horses (1957).

IN SEARCH OF VALUE:

  • Cheap - Parsimonious - Frugal - Thrifty - Value Oriented
  • Value Inversion - Tediously chasing value
  • Value beyond dollars - An experience to remember.
  • Value Deprived - Cheated but not larceny i.e. ripped off
  • Value is in the eye of the beholder
  • St. Petersburg Trip - A baseball journey in the search for value.

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Jon’s groaner

Photos

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September 7, 2018

S03 E20 – Crazytown

OPENING:

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Why we’re recording on Friday and the value inversion phenomenon.
  • The office incense incident.
  • Jon’s wardrobe malfunction.
  • Sponsor: two unique tours

FOLLOW-UP:

  • Allan Cox - RIP
  • Larry Roth turns 80
  • Dowel vs. Nested Dolls
  • Kavanaugh - 20 Questions

CRAZYTOWN (ANCHOR TOPIC):

  • Five events leading to Crazytown:

    • Trump becomes Putin’s poodle at Helsinki for millions to see
    • Hundreds of kids taken from parents at US/Mexico border and not returned
    • Manafort convicted; Cohen sings
    • McCain’s funeral where Megan McCain shames all current politicians
    • NYTimes Op-Ed: I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration
  • Who penned the Op-Ed?
  • The Ice Cream Bowl Solution (ICBS) to the pickle the president is in
  • Operation Kidnap (OK) - the operational back end of ICBS.
  • Why OK?
    • Putin is his father’s son
    • Trump is Putin’s man
    • Mueller and Kelly pull the levers
    • Secret service supplies witness protection
    • The US will not devolve into civil war

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Vince’s groaners

REFERENCES:

PHOTOS:

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OPENING:

FOLLOW-UP:

YOUR TESTICLES & YOU:

  • Why are we talking about this?

    • Jerry, Jon, WT and Sean’s unexpected experiences involving their scroti.
    • Validation or why many men (and women) are eager to show their surgical battle scars. (“I’m not hallucinating, am I?”)
    • We’ll have Sean and WT on future shows for follow-up.
  • Here are some unexpected things that we learned:
    • Generally:

      • We all start out as women.
      • Testosterone and Estrogen are VERY similar chemically.
      • Regarding genitalia, men are inside-out women with their own form of fallopian tubes through which testicles descend.
      • A eunuch’s unique position on the LGBTQ spectrum and Jon’s single problem with accepting his brother’s non-binary gender (credentials).
    • Specifically:
      • After an Orchiectomy, a scrotum doesn’t know its balls are gone.
      • After abdominal surgery fluids and/or blood can collect in the scrotum.
      • Scrotal swelling makes it difficult to find the penis (hidin’ from the law).
  • References:

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

ANCILLARY TOPICS:

  • Vince’s groaners

PHOTOS:

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August 25, 2018

S03 E18 – Animal House

Show Notes

Opening

Follow up Items

Animal House (anchor topic)

Sponsors (full read):

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners

Photos

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August 18, 2018

S03 E17 – Coffee Talk

Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsor: Bulletproof Coffee (BPC)
  • [At this point the Bro’s drink their freshly brewed Bulletproof beans]

Follow up Items

  • Mascot Museum - Remember, it’s for the kids
  • Shit Show - A Call for Help
  • Pigeon Research - Rights under Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Andrew Cuomo's accidental crime?

Coffee Talk (anchor topic)

Sponsors (full read):

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners

Photos

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