August 13, 2018

S03 E16 – The Shit Show

Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsor:  Philz Coffee

Follow up Items

Sponsors (full read):

Shit Show (anchor topic)

  • Rectal cancer detection- Your doctor might not know shit
  • Ileostomy- it’s in the bag.
  • Close encounters of the Turd kind: Challenges after ileostomy reversal

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners (3 of ‘em)

Photos

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Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsor:  Buona Beef - The Original Italian Beef

Follow up Items

  • Watching your BB team when it sucks. Does it work?
  • Nick Offerman & Amy Poehler- Making It
  • Mascot Museum visit in 2 weeks.

Sponsors (full read):

Fake News Survival Kit (anchor topic)

  • Bro’s have avoided but now have solution
  • Nothing new- newspaper to electronic media
  • Trump’s personality and background
  • Trump’s vocation- Businessman or Entertainer?
  • Trump’s work in Professional Wrestling
  • Survival by viewing Fake News through the lens of Professional Wrestling
    • Face vs. Heel
    • Support players- mouthpiece, enforcer, carpenter
    • Crowd- heat, mark, over (desired reaction), plants
    • Story- book, skit, kayfabe, run-in’s, serves & turns and screwjob (unfair part to story)
    • Organizing- Tag Teams to New World Order

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaner

Photos

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Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsors: Gino’s East Pizza? To emphasize not a factor in my indiscretions.  

Follow up Items

Sponsors (full read):

Jon’s Confession Part Deux (anchor topic)

  • Subpar performance on last Bro Show-  NO EXCUSES given but full confession of prior evening’s bad behavior must be made to Father Producer
  • Confession 1- Millennium Park Presentation on Lakefront Park blows up
  • Confession 2- Overdose on Gino’s East deep dish pizza.
  • Confession 3- Stood up at Soldier Field International Soccer match between Manchester City vs BoRussia Dortmund featuring Christian Pulisic, US superstar.
  • Confession 4- Poor late evening exchange of Cardinal-Cubs tickets at Clark Street with Brett-a- Pedia.
  • Confession 5- Later evening viewing of Sumo Wrestling at Clark Street leads to sordid encounter with night nurse.

Ancillary topics

  • Chicago Pigeon Ordinances fail to get to bottom of problem.
  • Vince’s groaner + one

Photos

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Show Notes

Spoiler alert: The weekend’s Bro Show will feature a review of Secret in Their Eyes (Current, Hollywood version) with SPOILERS. Recommend you watch the movie prior to listening to said podcast.

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • What shirt are you wearing?
  • Sponsors: B-Cycle Austin and Divvy of Chicago. Both great bike-sharing programs!

Follow up Items

Sponsors (full read):

Secret in Their Eyes (anchor topic)

  • Book vs Original Movie vs Current Movie
  • Which one do you watch/read first?
  • Fresh grief and decaying grief
  • Death of your lover and death of your blood
  • Back-filling your losses
  • The unique grief experienced by law enforcement

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaner

Photos

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Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • Shirt?
  • Sponsors (Pathways for Aging):

Follow up Items

Sponsors (full read):

Immortality – I can live without it (anchor topic)

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaner

Photos

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Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?
  • Shirt?
  • Sponsors (mention only):Superdawg (Chicago) & Frank (Austin)
  • Vocal injunction in place (not court ordered)

Follow up Items

Sponsors (full read):

Humans and Nature (anchor topic)

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaner
  • Blondie’s Red Sox story

Shout-outs:

  • The kind and beautiful Mary Jane Mara did the editing on the remote Austin segment at Frank. Thank you, my dear.

Photos

  • Our Buddies
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  • Superdawg (Chicago)
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  • Frank (Austin)
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Show Notes

Opening

Follow up Items

Sponsor read: Primanti Bros – the Almost Famous Sandwich (Jon)

Jon takes the test (anchor topic)

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners

Photos

  • Chicago Avenue Bridge(1a/1b)
  • Animal Interference(2)
  • Cover art: Jon’s sandwich(3)

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Show Notes

Opening

Follow up Items

Missing body parts (anchor topic)

  • Replacement parts
    • Nail polish won’t replace your balls
    • A bidet won’t replace your rectum
  • Recent developments as a result of cancer treatment and missing parts
    • PSA on the rise - Jerry
    • Pulmonary embolism - Jon
    • Blind man analogy (nature seems to abhor a vacuum)

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners
  • The Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman #MeToo (not on show)

Photos

  • Jon eyes mascot with his iPhone in PNC Park, Pittsburgh.
  • Jon gives textural approval to Pittsburgh’s Almost Famous Sandwich from Primanti Brothers.
  • Jerry tries to explode his Bard Medical urine bag using only his catheterized bladder, thus enacting his version of chronic (urine) production.

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Show Notes

Opening

  • What’s the weather like?  HOT!
  • Sponsor: Hisense
  • What are u doing this weekend?

Follow-up items

  • Milwaukee mascot decision (difficult for Jon)
  • Congressional Baseball this week (Thursday night)
    • Scalise on field (won’t fully recovery)
    • Dems won (21 to 5)
    • Jerry runs for office to get in game (since it’s softball)?
  • Stormy Daniels - rough landing in Chicago

FIFA World Cup (anchor topic)

  • FEE-fah (pronunciation)
  • Football not soccer
  • Ridiculous terms - Diving (flopping), Nutmeg, Knockout Round, Bicycle Kick, Cow Dribble
  • Mascot - Zabivaka (wolf)
  • Sponsorship
  • LONG - one month 63 matches

Ancillary topics

  • Vince’s groaners
  • Thank you, Dennis!

As mentioned during the show, Jon went to Milwaukee this week...

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Show Notes

Opening

  1. Jon’s back in Chicago
  2. What’s the weather like?
  3. Sponsor: Catheter Panties at Bare Necessities
  4. What are u doing this weekend? Chicago Lit Fest

Follow-up items

  • Jon is trying to get off the mascot stalker list.
  • Mascot stalker to predator? NAH! Although...
  • Jon worries he may be off the Pre-board List heading toward the No-fly List.
  • Note: just because Jon’s paranoid doesn’t mean he’s schizophrenic.

RFK (anchor topic)

  1. The runt
  2. Clean up man
  3. Cuba missle crisis - “Thank God for Bobby Kennedy” (JFK quote)
  4. Meeting with Baldwin, Bellafonte, etc.
  5. NY Senator and Rats in the Ghetto
  6. The poverty tour for the Senate Nutrition Committee
  7. Apartheid speech in South Africa
  8. César Chavez
  9. A four point campaign
  10. The Ambassador & the busboy

Ancillary topics

  1. Ethel the real deal
  2. Kennedy Women –  A remarkable story for another day.
  3. Joan Osborne – What Becomes of the Broken-hearted?
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