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S04 E07 - The Aisle We A(void)

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S04 E07 - The Aisle We A(void)

Jon, Jeri and Blondie

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FOLLOW-UP:

The Aisle We A(void):

SPONSOR (FULL READ):

HUMOR:

  • Vince’s groaners

LINKED PHOTOS:

Blondie's Review

Jeri described the new website and all the additional features it has or will have. There’s a place to make comments now, so jump on in. But you have to register first. There are no anonymous comments, thank goodness. The new website will eventually include a path to the previous Bro Shows.

As we learned last week, Jon’s new relationship is with Amazon's Alexa. Even though she’s a mechanical robot voice, she has real human qualities. She even tells jokes! Right now Jon is putting her through orientation. He’s making his interests HER interests… from baseball to dunking donuts. Reminds me of the movie “Weird Science”, where two teenage boys craft the perfect girl.

The Bros discussed the counter-culture of the sixties, where everything was satirized. For example, there was Mad Magazine. “Stogie the Fire-Starting Bear” was a parody of “Smokey the Bear, who said, ‘Only YOU can prevent forest fires.’ Jeri asked if anyone out there remembers whether “Stogie” came from Mad Magazine or not. If so, please make a comment and let us know. Does anyone even remember who Smokey the Bear was, for that matter? We definitely need him back NOW.

Jon gave his solution to the government shutdown impasse, relating it to wrestling as he did in their “Fake News Survival Kit” episode, Season 3. Nancy Pelosi is in charge of the House now, and she’s playing hardball, suggesting that Trump postpone his State of the Union address until the government is re-opened, because of security concerns. Secret Service agents, as well as hundreds of thousands of other Federal workers are not getting paid.

Jon suggested that they have a State of the Union wrestling match. I have no doubt that Nancy would kick his fat ass. Orrr…. Donald Trump could just TWEET out the State of the Union address.

A friend of Jon’s doesn’t want to travel anymore because he’s incontinent and has to wear Depends. Jeri talked about an alternative; wearing a catheter. He’s been wearing them for two years, and it’s much neater and cleaner. There are no messy Depends to change, and you don’t have to go to the dreaded Incontinence Aisle to buy them. In fact, the sponsor is Bard’s Medical Home Care Products, where you can go online to order catheters.

This show is getting more and more exciting. The Bros are better than the Smothers Brothers. They’re the Other Brothers. The music is better, too.